yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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