what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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