So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You took a bar mat shot.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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