My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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