'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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