we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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