Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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