I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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