I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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