So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm too high and old for this...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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