Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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