Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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