i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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