I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize