dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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