you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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