I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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