Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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