Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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