i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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