so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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