Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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