We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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