Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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