what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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