Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
