Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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