chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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