you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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