If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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