Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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