She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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