That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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