Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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