Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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