first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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