Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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