I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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