Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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