My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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