I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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