Pregnant stripper...not hot.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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