doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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