So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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