5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Im part way to drunk.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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