we made out on top of his cat.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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