Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
this will be a night to untag.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies