this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.