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Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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