He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.