Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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