CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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