Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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