just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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