You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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