So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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