never play flip cup with pint glasses
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I understand Curling. That high.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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