I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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