What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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