didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
