By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you had me at cake vodka
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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